Born in the wrong era? No. There is no wrong era.

ooooooooooh snapple!
faaaaabulous snapple!
subarashiiiii snapple!
snaaaaaapply snapple!

simply mmmmmmmmmmmm.

everything about it is sui loh.

the bottle is made of GLASS. that speaks only one thing man....CLASS!
(and it rhymes too)

the design of the label is fresh! and the colours are vibrant! just makes you wanna drink it. or if not, just makes you wanna look at it.

just look at the logo...if that's the logo...
"snapple". the words in blue in that retro-beach-ish font. against a white background that overlaps a red inner border. elegant and classic.

and then there're the cool flavours! LIME GREEN TEA! STRAWBERRY KIWI! MANGO MADNESS! SNAPPLE APPLE! AND MANY MORE!

then you tell me.
which other drink has FUN FACTS!?!?
I HAVE LEARNT SO MUCH FROM THEIR FUN FACTS!!!
collectively, these "real facts" are proabably more important to know than heisenberg's uncertainty principle and the schrodinger equation combined!
like this: "manhattan is the only borough in new york city that doesn't have a main street."
HEY! it's knowledge like this that brings you through life!

and the last thing that i will mention tonight(there's obviously so much more to speak about this wonderful drink....but alas! i am nonetheless still a being bound by the limits of time)
it jolly has a SAFETY BUTTON that POPS UP when you OPEN IT!
HOW COOL IS THAT?! and you can keep popping it after it's open!
sure, skill is needed to make it loud of course, but really...you gotta give it to them man.
THAT IS AWESOME.

right.
i think it's about time i went to bed.