Born in the wrong era? No. There is no wrong era.

i bought a copy of naruto recently.
took it out to read on the bus.
sat beside a primary school kid.
in front of us sat another primary school kid.
i think they saw what i was reading.
noticed that one of them took notice.
he started a conversation with his pal, the guy on my right did.
was ok...at first

"you watch anime?"
"yea...i watch goondam and..."

okok. so they're just talking about anime. nothing to worry abt. i'll try not to eaves drop.

"i like prince of tennis and did you watch bleach and..."
"oh ya. that used to be on tv right? and..."

okok. so you've seen some things that i've seen before.
still just talking about what you've seen? that's fine dude, just dun bug me. come on, block them out you silly boy.

"ya and one piece very nice. have you seen the latest?"
"oh ya...and also.."

wow. you like one piece. that's great kid. and you've seen the movies too? awesome. lemme read my comic in peace please..

"oh. and how about NARUTO? did you watch that...? read the manga...?"

ok kid. you'd best stop there. you're entering a sensitive area here. please do NOT spoil in my presence.

"yup. wah the recent one..."

DEEDOODEEDOODEEDOODEEDOODEEDOODEEDOODEEDOODEEDOODEEDOODEEDOODEEDOODEEDOO
*CODE RED! CODE RED! SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT!*
**EMPLOY EVASIVE MANOEUVRES IMMEDIATELY!!!**

oh no. in public. alone. we have a situation.
can't put my fingers in my ears and start going "lalala..." like i usually do.
come on, think. QUICK.
reach into my front compartment. whip out the pod, plug my ears, start playing, volume UPPP.

"...orochimaru using 1/3 of kabuto's body because..."

ahh drats. too slow.

"BEHIND THESE HAZEL EYESSSSS!!"

but alas not too late!

all i heard after that was my music and a slur of their conversation.
ok, situation stabilised. now for more permanent measures.
i look around. there it was...salvation.
"AN EMPTY SEAT!!"
made my move. heard nothing else of what they said. read in peace.
good bye pesky spoiler brats. hello happiness.

i saw one of the boys alight. stared hard at him.
eeeevil fella.

wah. nowadays, no where is safe anymore. on the bus some primary skool brat can just spoil for you there and then you know!?
just now on the train also. one of the north guys to andrew.
"huh, you read the manga?"
"ya"
"oh, hey the last one..."

DEEDOODEEDOODEEDOODEEDOODEEDOODEEDOODEEDOODEEDOODEEDOODEEDOODEEDOODEEDOO
*CODE RED! CODE RED! SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT!*
**EMPLOY EVASIVE MANOUVRES IMMEDIATELY!!!**

din know what they were talking about exactly, but andrew read most likely is i know and don't want to know one.
*plugged my ears, "lalalalalalalala..."*

got out and walked far away to mr ong, my spoiler-free sanctuary....
heh. testing my system sia.
make me panic only.
chi.
AWAY WITH THEE SPOILER FIENDS!!